Category: Urdu Jokes

[Urdu Jokes] Pathan Went to Court

Pathan Went to Court JUDGE:“Order! Order!” Pathan:“1 Pizza, 2 Roll, 3 Burger & 1 Cold-drink!” JUDGE:“Shut Up!” Pathan:“No,No, 7-Up..;-p

[Urdu Jokes] Wazu K Baghair Namaz

Pathan: Molvi Sahab, Wazu k Baghair Namaz ho jati hai? Molvi: Nahi hoti Pathan: Ho jati hai yara Molvi: Bhai,…

[Urdu Jokes] Taveez Wala Chaai

Air Hostes Pathan se:Sir, Aap kiya lena Pasand karenge??Pathan: Humare liye Taveez Wala Chaai lao.Airhostes: Abey Akhrot, Wo Taveez Nahi…

[Urdu Jokes] Utha Jaa

Pathan Ki Maa: Utha Jaa, Dekh Suraj Kab Ka Nikal Aya Hai???Pathan:To Kiya Huwa?Wo Sota Bhi ToMaghrib Se Pehly Hai..;-pGood Morning

[Urdu Jokes] Raat ke 2 Baje

Pappu ne raat ke 2 baje doctor ko phone kiya….Doctor saab, mujh neend na aane ke bimari haiTo saale isse…

[Urdu Jokes] Naam Khota

Ek Pathan Apny Gadhay Ko le k Jany Laga,Lekin Wo Apni Jaga Se Hil Hi Nahi Raha Tha.Pathan Ny Gadhay…

[Urdu Jokes] Ek Hi Maa Ka

Doctor Pathan K Bachy Ko Dekh Ker Bola:Bohat Khubsurat Bacha Hai,Kitny Maah Ka Hai??Pathan Ghusse Se:O Pagal Ka Bacha,Ye Ek…