According to TMZ, Corey Feldman has had the tables turned on him. This past Monday, an unnamed woman went to the LAPD Monday and filed a report claiming Feld-Dog grabbed her ass in early 2017. The LAPD’s Robbery-Homicide Division will investigate the matter — you gotta love the allocation of those resources! But why the robbery-homicide division? Your guess is as good as mine.
To be honest, it sounds a little like someone’s trying to sandbag his efforts against the pedophiles in Hollywood (*cough* like Charlie Sheen, Dan Schneider, David Geffen, and Bryan Singer for starters *cough*) I wouldn’t call would he did Weinstein-esque, but sexual assault is sexual assault these days.
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